Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

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  • Δημοσιεύτηκε στις 14 Απρ 2019
  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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  • Contently Shane
    Contently Shane Πριν ώρα

    He’s portrayed so horrible in this he’s a fucking hero Wikileaks has exposed the government for wrong and nothing has happened now he’s in prison and his captors are anti America while majority of the US are idiots who hate their own constitution but use it when it fits in their agenda (and yes I’m in the US and born and raised but this shit hole is kinda depressing no matter what “side” your on politics is all about division of sheep)

  • Matt Alibozek
    Matt Alibozek Πριν 7 ώρες

    I love Kate McKinnon!

  • Ke Tho
    Ke Tho Πριν ημέρα

    anarchist...
    he wanna destroy the moon...
    is that the profil americans are showing about assange?
    poor poor man... he litterly is a world safer.. somebody how shows everybody how fucked up the world is.. and now you picture him as a bad, idiotic, narcist... wow...
    i'm so ashamed that Switerland doesn't took Snowden and Assagne in Asyl...

  • Dustin Rodriguez
    Dustin Rodriguez Πριν ημέρα

    Wasn't takeshi69 in prison for a bunch of underage exploitation shit? Yeah, I just googled it, that was definitely the major part of his prison time. Maybe this sketch came out before they knew about all that, not sure. Odd to try to paint Julian Assange as a Bond supervillain but I guess I can see it. The idea of the public being well-informed about their government so they can exert control over what it does with its power is as radical now as it was in 1776 somehow.

  • Joey Bulford
    Joey Bulford Πριν ημέρα

    How does one live in London...in Ecuador?

  • Caleb Garcia
    Caleb Garcia Πριν 2 ημέρες

    It’s hard to tell who the blonde ones impersonating. All her characters have the same voice

  • Jesus jimenez
    Jesus jimenez Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Alot of new Yorkers was trigger with snl making fun of 69😂💯

  • Junkie 711
    Junkie 711 Πριν 2 ημέρες

    STOoOOOpID

  • H A R
    H A R Πριν 4 ημέρες

    didnt tekashi rape a minor or somethign too?

  • Henry Marckisotto
    Henry Marckisotto Πριν 4 ημέρες +1

    Santa's on crack again

  • A Person
    A Person Πριν 5 ημέρες

    Pete Davidson is hilarious

  • Stone Solo
    Stone Solo Πριν 6 ημέρες

    Yes! Let's get nuts!

  • IzzyGyrl
    IzzyGyrl Πριν 6 ημέρες

    Michael: You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts.
    Me: *Being a crazy Batman Fan* AHHHHHH HE SAID IT!!!!

  • LegendsNeverDye
    LegendsNeverDye Πριν 8 ημέρες

    Did anyone notice the cut it out jk came from HIMYM

    • wert wert
      wert wert Πριν 7 ημέρες

      No it came from full house.

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea Πριν 11 ημέρες

    5:18 A wiki "leak". So clever...

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea Πριν 11 ημέρες

    4:55 Didn't attack the US military...He reported on them...Big difference

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea Πριν 11 ημέρες

    4:58 This is insane..."James Bond super villain about to destroy the moon"...Good lord

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea Πριν 11 ημέρες

    4:45 Assange doesn't hack personal phones...

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea Πριν 11 ημέρες

    3:30

  • Sure, Buddy
    Sure, Buddy Πριν 15 ημέρες +1

    Dang, Kenan is looking good

  • Mengsk Arcturus
    Mengsk Arcturus Πριν 16 ημέρες

    Is he though?

  • Patrick D
    Patrick D Πριν 17 ημέρες

    "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
    I like to imagine Bruce Wayne is never convicted of a single violent crime he commits as Batman, but is eventually sentenced to federal prison for fraud and embezzlement related to all the company resources he spent on batmobiles and grappling hooks.
    When he gets there, his cellmate is a hardened violent offender who thinks he is going to run roughshod over this white collar criminal. Then, Bruce is like, "Surprise, motherfucker! I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with me!"
    P.S. This sketch was surprisingly brilliant, and McKinnon.and Keaton are awesome.

  • Marquis Bean-Breaston
    Marquis Bean-Breaston Πριν 19 ημέρες

    5:31 on the regular

  • Zyriab
    Zyriab Πριν 19 ημέρες +1

    I thought the U.S. Military was the james Bond supervillain :D

  • Dogged Black
    Dogged Black Πριν 20 ημέρες

    LETS GET NUTS BATMAN!

  • James Demetro
    James Demetro Πριν 24 ημέρες

    We take a drink whenever the guy on the left opens his eyes up wide.. try it on all his sketches

  • Biggie cheese
    Biggie cheese Πριν 27 ημέρες +1

    Get rid of laugh track pls

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith Πριν 28 ημέρες

    Scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy genius he could have played himself in been crazier

  • Dr. Jeaf
    Dr. Jeaf Πριν μήνα +3

    I'm the craziest I drink orange juice right after I brush my teeth😐

  • Wesley Feickert
    Wesley Feickert Πριν μήνα +3

    4:47
    He lives in the Ecuador embassy in London

    • Jade Nguyen
      Jade Nguyen Πριν 27 ημέρες +1

      You actually tried figuring that one out… AND SUCCEEDED 🤯

  • UniSwitch
    UniSwitch Πριν μήνα

    Annoying assault dude, same cute kid from wicawabe

  • kingoziel
    kingoziel Πριν μήνα +1

    About time for them to start making comedy again, wo an invasive, obvious anti-trump propaganda

  • Denroly
    Denroly Πριν μήνα +1

    hilarious

  • Lemus Logic
    Lemus Logic Πριν μήνα +4

    I like how a little bit of Beetlejuice came out

  • William Royer
    William Royer Πριν μήνα +1

    He said the same line he said in Batman

  • G M
    G M Πριν μήνα +1

    Aunt Becky and everyone involved in that stuff is a scumbag

  • Saul Kahn
    Saul Kahn Πριν μήνα

    I don't appreciate the not-so-subtle hate on Julian Assange- it's the most crucial free speech topic in our history! The rhetoric should be in the other direction, about the absurdity of his persecution

  • Grey B.
    Grey B. Πριν μήνα +2

    Fuck you.

  • Ethan Cluck
    Ethan Cluck Πριν μήνα +3

    I was thinking to myself: they should bring out Bill Cosby. Then they brought out 6ix9ine... then I died.

  • Jade Nguyen
    Jade Nguyen Πριν μήνα +1

    5:06 Vanya Hargreaves?

  • Person 3412
    Person 3412 Πριν μήνα

    Lost my mind when Michael said
    “YOU WANNA GET NUTS C’MON LETS GET NUTS”

  • FighterDoken
    FighterDoken Πριν μήνα

    The Mueller report wasn't a zero, SNL. Stop spreading that bullshit.

  • rozlyn and sloan's rocking Crazy life

    Omg this is awesome so funny 😂 😂😂

  • D Personal
    D Personal Πριν μήνα +1

    SNL sux. Wikileaks rules.

  • Amy O
    Amy O Πριν μήνα

    What's wrong with 'communications' as a major?

  • Bigbiketulsa 1
    Bigbiketulsa 1 Πριν μήνα

    5:30

  • Bigbiketulsa 1
    Bigbiketulsa 1 Πριν μήνα +1

    5:32

  • Shuman Rotula
    Shuman Rotula Πριν μήνα

    Assange is a hero

  • Aandunno
    Aandunno Πριν μήνα

    When he said the Batman line, and nobody cheered, I died inside.

  • Joe Caner
    Joe Caner Πριν μήνα

    Do you remember when SNL was funny?
    Me neither...

  • ujdurma7
    ujdurma7 Πριν μήνα

    Assange as a terorist? Shame on you SNL. Shame on you M. Keaton.

  • Steve Anthony
    Steve Anthony Πριν μήνα +1

    5:08 I saw Beetlejuice come out

  • muttonchopred
    muttonchopred Πριν μήνα

    Why would they have a journalist locked up with all those fuckers?

  • Chris Wise
    Chris Wise Πριν μήνα

    It’s funny seeing Kyle try to be tough

  • Layla La Grange
    Layla La Grange Πριν μήνα

    I didn't read the description of who the
    people are in the scene.... so what a THRILL it was to see Michael Keaton!!

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower Πριν μήνα +2

    "Cut, it, out! " Hahahaha! !!

  • Sam of the Stars
    Sam of the Stars Πριν μήνα

    My high school used a photo of Tekashi 6 9 (probably screwed that up to no end :/ ) for their production of Little Shop of Horrors in the dentist’s office scene.

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower Πριν μήνα +3

    Had to watch this again. This is so funny scary and sad and bizarre at the same time because it is almost too close to reality and you wake up and say to yourself is this really a Bizzaro alternate dimension I have woken up into? !

  • Daniel Wright
    Daniel Wright Πριν μήνα +1

    Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice.

  • The Professional
    The Professional Πριν μήνα +1

    😂😂😂

  • It's Kayla
    It's Kayla Πριν μήνα +30

    I want Tekashi69 in this 😂

    OMG HE’S THERE WTF. I was NOT expecting that

  • Jaden Sheehan
    Jaden Sheehan Πριν 2 μήνες

    Snl just is a unfunny political sketch show.

  • Angel Zavala
    Angel Zavala Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Tekashi69 saying "ist stoopiiid" lmao this show the best to watch high

  • w̾i̾l̾l̾
    w̾i̾l̾l̾ Πριν 2 μήνες

    I was waiting for Bill Cosby

  • Joey Short
    Joey Short Πριν 2 μήνες

    1:06

  • Bianca Muldrow
    Bianca Muldrow Πριν 2 μήνες

    "You want a reenactment?" 😂😂

  • Melissa Pasos
    Melissa Pasos Πριν 2 μήνες

    I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.

  • suheyla afra
    suheyla afra Πριν 2 μήνες +2

    Hahahahaahajahahahahahaha

  • Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers Πριν 2 μήνες

    Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!

  • ME R
    ME R Πριν 2 μήνες

    Where is BTS???

  • Canais Young
    Canais Young Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.

  • Rod Ari
    Rod Ari Πριν 2 μήνες

    WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,

  • Katherine Alvarez
    Katherine Alvarez Πριν 2 μήνες +12

    Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.

  • J Chors
    J Chors Πριν 2 μήνες

    00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Hahaha his beard tho

  • khalid mohamud
    khalid mohamud Πριν 2 μήνες

    free 6ix9ine

  • Lishaan Hettipathirana
    Lishaan Hettipathirana Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    This is my favorite cold open

  • Ron Baines
    Ron Baines Πριν 2 μήνες

    Young ass audience

  • Riche Bright
    Riche Bright Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Kate does psycho so well it makes me question her sanity.

  • Lanee
    Lanee Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Cut it out ✌️👉👍

  • See Elle
    See Elle Πριν 2 μήνες

    My nigga, Michael Keaton

  • cole sutherland
    cole sutherland Πριν 2 μήνες

    That was dumb da dumb dumb dumb da da dumb stoopid



    I hate 6ix 9ine

  • Mo Money
    Mo Money Πριν 2 μήνες +2

    Could’ve used a different actor for 69.... Pete would’ve been a better 69... she kind of botched it

  • ner0
    ner0 Πριν 2 μήνες +2

    Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."

  • Breeze Dorling
    Breeze Dorling Πριν 2 μήνες

    IM THE GOD DAM BATMAN

  • Avery Kim
    Avery Kim Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Tekashi 6IX9ine was charged for statutory rape, but I think the censors decided against that.

  • Queen Nsuccess
    Queen Nsuccess Πριν 2 μήνες

    Pete looks so fine in a suit and bald.His voice actually hot in this skit

  • BurnTheReceipt
    BurnTheReceipt Πριν 2 μήνες

    Wheres MadTv?

  • joe blow
    joe blow Πριν 2 μήνες

    I don't like this julian is a hero

    • Richard Williams
      Richard Williams Πριν 2 μήνες

      He wiped his shit on the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy...that cancels out everything else...

  • cmakelky37
    cmakelky37 Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Portraying Assange as a supervillian 🙄🙄🙄. SNL punching down with the US military

  • Denzel Horton
    Denzel Horton Πριν 2 μήνες +8

    Julian Assange ain't bad. He has given us the truth behind all the governments of this world

    • Grace Charnes
      Grace Charnes Πριν μήνα

      Fuck anybody that talks negative about Assange. That's Batman, bitch. Don't you know?

    • Leon Ordorica
      Leon Ordorica Πριν μήνα +1

      @Chip Mahgilify you must be John podesta's buddy

    • Kayon G
      Kayon G Πριν 2 μήνες

      Lies!

    • Denzel Horton
      Denzel Horton Πριν 2 μήνες +2

      Chip Mahgilify why?

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Πριν 2 μήνες +1

      @Denzel....you mean the TRUTH about humanity....it's looking you in the mirror. Julian deserves nothing less than to be shot for treason, and thrown into an open pit.

  • elven bitch
    elven bitch Πριν 2 μήνες +15

    Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.

    • elven bitch
      elven bitch Πριν 2 μήνες

      @Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Πριν 2 μήνες

      Julian is a first class piece of human GARBAGE...it's the hallmark of a anti-social hacker, who is STILL licking imaginary wounds, and like the coward he is, hides behinds skirts and a computer screen to exact revenge(rolls eyes).

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Boycott SNL!!! Oh wait. No one watches anyway.

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse Πριν 2 μήνες +11

    Wikileaks is the greatest engine of free speech since the printing press. Julian Assange is a hero. He 'attacked the military' by exposing torture and illegal murder. They publish true information about bad governments. WL = free speech.
    SNL used to be anti-establishment. Now its old man propaganda. Amazing its still on the air.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Πριν 2 μήνες

      @Mal...your as delusional as Manning and Assange. The truth is, your anti-social, anti-culture, and most likely a VERY unhappy person. Now go get your sex change operation on the gov't dime while you still can...NOW Jesus Loves you(rolls eyes)

  • Loek 96
    Loek 96 Πριν 2 μήνες

    Julian Assange a villain?

  • 30mmBallistic
    30mmBallistic Πριν 2 μήνες +4

    What sane person can sit through and watch this garbage?

  • Richard Lafond
    Richard Lafond Πριν 2 μήνες +42

    Assange is not a criminal.

    • Grace Charnes
      Grace Charnes Πριν μήνα

      Truth

    • Shuman Rotula
      Shuman Rotula Πριν μήνα +1

      @Squirrel what are your sources of information?

    • Squirrel
      Squirrel Πριν 2 μήνες

      Rapes/sexually assaults two women “not a criminal”

    • Ash Ketchum
      Ash Ketchum Πριν 2 μήνες

      I do agree, Assange is not a criminal, he is simply seen that way in the eyes of most countries

    • Richard Lafond
      Richard Lafond Πριν 2 μήνες +6

      @Chip Mahgilify Protection of the freedom of speech. Obviously you don't value this.

  • For your health
    For your health Πριν 2 μήνες +3

    Pete Davidson plays a great bald Pete Davidson

  • NeverMindGaming
    NeverMindGaming Πριν 2 μήνες

    Every where you look

  • taco_de_muerte
    taco_de_muerte Πριν 2 μήνες

    Why are half of them dressed regular 😑 for fucks sake