Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

  • Δημοσιεύτηκε στις 14 Απρ 2019
  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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  • TIF_Speko
    TIF_Speko Πριν 6 ώρες

    I was waiting for Bill Cosby

  • Joey Short
    Joey Short Πριν 20 ώρες


  • Bianca Muldrow
    Bianca Muldrow Πριν ημέρα

    "You want a reenactment?" 😂😂

  • Melissa Pasos
    Melissa Pasos Πριν ημέρα

    I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.

  • suheyla afra
    suheyla afra Πριν ημέρα


  • Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!

  • ME R
    ME R Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Where is BTS???

  • Canais Young
    Canais Young Πριν 3 ημέρες +1

    Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.

  • An Lourdes Arias
    An Lourdes Arias Πριν 4 ημέρες

    WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,

  • Katherine Alvarez
    Katherine Alvarez Πριν 5 ημέρες +4

    Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.

  • J Chors
    J Chors Πριν 6 ημέρες

    00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith Πριν 6 ημέρες +1

    Hahaha his beard tho

  • khalid mohamud
    khalid mohamud Πριν 7 ημέρες

    free 6ix9ine

  • Lishaan Hettipathirana
    Lishaan Hettipathirana Πριν 7 ημέρες +1

    This is my favorite cold open

  • Ron Baines
    Ron Baines Πριν 7 ημέρες

    Young ass audience

  • Riche Bright
    Riche Bright Πριν 8 ημέρες +1

    Kate does psycho so well it makes me question her sanity.

  • Lanee
    Lanee Πριν 8 ημέρες

    Cut it out ✌️👉👍

  • See Elle
    See Elle Πριν 9 ημέρες

    My nigga, Michael Keaton

  • cole sutherland
    cole sutherland Πριν 9 ημέρες

    That was dumb da dumb dumb dumb da da dumb stoopid

    I hate 6ix 9ine

  • Mo Money
    Mo Money Πριν 10 ημέρες +2

    Could’ve used a different actor for 69.... Pete would’ve been a better 69... she kind of botched it

  • ner0
    ner0 Πριν 11 ημέρες +1

    Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."

  • Breeze Dorling
    Breeze Dorling Πριν 12 ημέρες


  • Ji - Eun Kim
    Ji - Eun Kim Πριν 13 ημέρες +1

    Tekashi 6IX9ine was charged for statutory rape, but I think the censors decided against that.

  • Queen Nsuccess
    Queen Nsuccess Πριν 13 ημέρες

    Pete looks so fine in a suit and bald.His voice actually hot in this skit

  • BurnTheReceipt
    BurnTheReceipt Πριν 13 ημέρες

    Wheres MadTv?

  • joe blow
    joe blow Πριν 14 ημέρες

    I don't like this julian is a hero

    • Richard Williams
      Richard Williams Πριν 12 ημέρες

      He wiped his shit on the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy...that cancels out everything else...

  • cmakelky37
    cmakelky37 Πριν 14 ημέρες +1

    Portraying Assange as a supervillian 🙄🙄🙄. SNL punching down with the US military

  • Denzel Horton
    Denzel Horton Πριν 16 ημέρες +6

    Julian Assange ain't bad. He has given us the truth behind all the governments of this world

    • Kayon G
      Kayon G Πριν 13 ημέρες


    • Denzel Horton
      Denzel Horton Πριν 14 ημέρες +1

      Chip Mahgilify why?

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Πριν 14 ημέρες +1

      @Denzel....you mean the TRUTH about humanity....it's looking you in the mirror. Julian deserves nothing less than to be shot for treason, and thrown into an open pit.

  • elven bitch
    elven bitch Πριν 16 ημέρες +15

    Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.

    • elven bitch
      elven bitch Πριν 14 ημέρες

      +Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Πριν 14 ημέρες

      Julian is a first class piece of human GARBAGE...it's the hallmark of a anti-social hacker, who is STILL licking imaginary wounds, and like the coward he is, hides behinds skirts and a computer screen to exact revenge(rolls eyes).

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse Πριν 16 ημέρες +1

    Boycott SNL!!! Oh wait. No one watches anyway.

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse Πριν 16 ημέρες +11

    Wikileaks is the greatest engine of free speech since the printing press. Julian Assange is a hero. He 'attacked the military' by exposing torture and illegal murder. They publish true information about bad governments. WL = free speech.
    SNL used to be anti-establishment. Now its old man propaganda. Amazing its still on the air.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Πριν 14 ημέρες

      @Mal...your as delusional as Manning and Assange. The truth is, your anti-social, anti-culture, and most likely a VERY unhappy person. Now go get your sex change operation on the gov't dime while you still can...NOW Jesus Loves you(rolls eyes)

  • Loek 96
    Loek 96 Πριν 16 ημέρες

    Julian Assange a villain?

  • 30mmBallistic
    30mmBallistic Πριν 16 ημέρες +4

    What sane person can sit through and watch this garbage?

  • Richard Lafond
    Richard Lafond Πριν 16 ημέρες +36

    Assange is not a criminal.

    • Ash Ketchum
      Ash Ketchum Πριν 9 ημέρες

      I do agree, Assange is not a criminal, he is simply seen that way in the eyes of most countries

    • Richard Lafond
      Richard Lafond Πριν 13 ημέρες +3

      +Chip Mahgilify Protection of the freedom of speech. Obviously you don't value this.

    • Light Bringer
      Light Bringer Πριν 13 ημέρες +5

      Richard Lafond - I agree. Julian Assange is an international hero.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Πριν 14 ημέρες +1

      @weinernose...say's the little man who is morally and ethically BANKRUPT. BURY that cockroach Manning and Assange together in a nameless plot, and fill it with shyte.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Πριν 14 ημέρες +3

      @ Richard LaFond....actually, that human piece of GARBAGE is just now getting his due. Libertards LOVE illegal aliens, criminals, drug addicts and miscreants. They HATE America, are anti-culture, anti-marriage, anti-family and THRIVE on chaos & disorder. Assange and that other confused piece of shyte Manning deserve to be cell-mates 24-7-365 in LOCKDOWN...forever.

  • For your health
    For your health Πριν 16 ημέρες +3

    Pete Davidson plays a great bald Pete Davidson

  • NeverMindGaming
    NeverMindGaming Πριν 18 ημέρες

    Every where you look

  • taco_de_muerte
    taco_de_muerte Πριν 18 ημέρες

    Why are half of them dressed regular 😑 for fucks sake

  • JayE Smoke
    JayE Smoke Πριν 18 ημέρες +1

    Thx SNL good stuff😁😂😀😉

  • El Chingon
    El Chingon Πριν 18 ημέρες +1

    Why doesn't SNL do a skit about AOC? There's a ton of material there. Oh, right...

  • MsLogjam
    MsLogjam Πριν 18 ημέρες

    What's ironic about the porn star needing to distance herself line is that Linda Marciano, once known as Linda Lovelace, said after she escaped from Chuck Traynor, she sometimes had to hire lawyers to protect her from other lawyers because so many of them kept trying to rip her off, as if her having been a porn star meant everyone was free to screw her any way they could.

  • jsudlow12
    jsudlow12 Πριν 18 ημέρες +1

    Lolol that was the funniest snl I’ve seen in awhil

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez Πριν 18 ημέρες

    Oh that arieanas boy

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez Πριν 18 ημέρες +1


  • Greg Nelson
    Greg Nelson Πριν 18 ημέρες +1

    Love seeing Michael Keaton!

  • Megalon73
    Megalon73 Πριν 18 ημέρες

    Michael Keaton looks like Jon Voight. who another ass kisser to trump nation.

  • Messalina
    Messalina Πριν 19 ημέρες

    Why is she sooo hot in this?

  • trees
    trees Πριν 19 ημέρες +1


  • David Pannozzo
    David Pannozzo Πριν 19 ημέρες

    No, Sorry I didn’t see Batman in Michael Keaton, I saw Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies from Michael, and I want a Beetlejuice 2 and a Beetlejuice Stern Pinball Machine.

  • G Money
    G Money Πριν 20 ημέρες

    Hats off the Michael Keaton,..you wanna get nuts let’s get nuts. Batman doesn’t always keep it professional.....sometimes he likes to get personal.

  • Cisco Budge
    Cisco Budge Πριν 20 ημέρες

    lame, stupid. not funny. yawn.

  • James Family
    James Family Πριν 20 ημέρες


  • Atlantika
    Atlantika Πριν 20 ημέρες

    Kate McKinnon is hot !

  • shigsho
    shigsho Πριν 21 ημέρα

    This just isn't funny. SNL was once great. Sorry, but the truth hurts.

  • cyberprompt
    cyberprompt Πριν 21 ημέρα

    #dissentThis you can't say this here dissenter.com/download

  • After.
    After. Πριν 21 ημέρα +1

    6ix9ine is in the vid and the time count is 6:09
    6:09= 69

  • Chaos Gonaway
    Chaos Gonaway Πριν 22 ημέρες

    Is there a bathroom around here, cause I really have to take a Wiki-leak 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😂

  • William R. King
    William R. King Πριν 22 ημέρες

    We call him a hero, you call him a super villain. SNL must be in the "club." :O/-

  • Donovan McDavid
    Donovan McDavid Πριν 22 ημέρες

    That 69 one got me

  • L Clarke
    L Clarke Πριν 22 ημέρες +2

    The whole cast and writers oughta be in prison...for felonious boredom.

  • David Gibbs
    David Gibbs Πριν 22 ημέρες

    But my password is letters and numbers

  • forreal pat
    forreal pat Πριν 23 ημέρες


  • Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford Πριν 23 ημέρες +1

    hahahah this was great, good to see a killer opener again!

  • Jeremy Bader
    Jeremy Bader Πριν 23 ημέρες

    that wasn't very funny

  • Saxazax
    Saxazax Πριν 23 ημέρες +2

    this has to be one of the only channels on youtube that can get away
    with uploading videos shorter than 10:04 on a consistent basis

  • Anonymous Andy
    Anonymous Andy Πριν 23 ημέρες

    For the rainbow dude, they forgot to mention the rape... Wasn't the girl like 13?

  • BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR
    BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR Πριν 23 ημέρες +1

    A guy who showed the bad side of the USA eat they USA people still call him an evil guy that’s fucking great

  • Lil Rasta
    Lil Rasta Πριν 24 ημέρες

    2:21 😂

  • elan sturtz
    elan sturtz Πριν 24 ημέρες +4

    At 2:37 my OCD was killing me because her hat is slightly wrinkled lmao

  • Dez Bryant
    Dez Bryant Πριν 24 ημέρες

    Straight face gang wya?

  • g sun
    g sun Πριν 24 ημέρες

    when Kate said that line
    I lost it

  • J P
    J P Πριν 24 ημέρες

    This could have been so much better.

  • Raven Jones
    Raven Jones Πριν 24 ημέρες

    Why did I get creeped out yet excited for Micheal Keaton

  • poop
    poop Πριν 24 ημέρες


  • Rik Nel
    Rik Nel Πριν 25 ημέρες

    I thought Tekashi was arrested on pedophilia charges ? no ?

  • Bill Craig
    Bill Craig Πριν 25 ημέρες +2

    I keep watching for a sketch about MSNBC'S Velshi/Ruhle newscasts. *wink, wink - nudge-nudge*

  • John Allen
    John Allen Πριν 25 ημέρες

    Julian assange, bitches

  • Alicia B
    Alicia B Πριν 25 ημέρες +1

    I live in London in Ecuador..try figuring that one out...🤣🤣🤣

  • Flozy
    Flozy Πριν 25 ημέρες +55

    U guys dragged Lori through the mud in this im dying

    • LivingDeadGirl
      LivingDeadGirl Πριν 3 ημέρες

      Lol no she did it to herself snl is just gonna make sure NO ONE FORGETS that's all 🤣😂

  • Commercial Communication
    Commercial Communication Πριν 25 ημέρες +1

    Lol, Hilarious! It is so funny how the old farts at NBC corp so transparently attempt to peddle government propaganda, trying to play “influencer,” trying to convince people that whistleblower Assange is the enemy of the people for exposing the deer-in-the-headlight-style-helicopter-murder of journalists and first responders, and the accompanying coverup. Not too subtly, they deliver their talking points by having the Assange character say, “I’ve attacked the US Military... cause I’m a super villain!” (pretty lame dialogue.) Very comical attempt at manipulation and political “influencing”. CBS Corp. is the lamest! ROFL! Old Farts!

  • Frank Miranda
    Frank Miranda Πριν 25 ημέρες +183

    Kenan: "Hold up, You paid $500,000 for USC?!"
    Lori: "Oh Yeh, That's not including the 300 grand i blew on tuition."
    Kenan: "Oh My God, What did your daughter major in?"
    Lori: "Communication"
    Kenan: "Ooohhhhhhh....."

  • chefdsal1
    chefdsal1 Πριν 25 ημέρες +4

    Keaton quoted his famous Batman line and no studio audience members noticed.
    😩 they were prolly expecting a big audience reaction. Nope

  • Day Spencer
    Day Spencer Πριν 26 ημέρες

    Is this actually considered comedy?

  • Ed P
    Ed P Πριν 26 ημέρες +1

    Tekashi 👍

  • Ed P
    Ed P Πριν 26 ημέρες

    This skit is too much.......😮

  • Lunar Cookie-Chan
    Lunar Cookie-Chan Πριν 26 ημέρες

    ITS CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brad Robb
    Brad Robb Πριν 26 ημέρες +2

    Nice to see snl doing something honest for once instead of leftist propaganda

  • Not SO Fast There
    Not SO Fast There Πριν 26 ημέρες +1

    LMFAO !!!!! instant classic

  • Indiejan Hansen
    Indiejan Hansen Πριν 26 ημέρες

    Little bit of me died when there was zero reaction to the Batman reference

  • RR R
    RR R Πριν 26 ημέρες

    Watch collateral murder video from youtube for facts. Just to be clear US troops started shooting at 9 individuals from Apache helicopter for, i want to say no reason whatsoever, but honestly one of them mistook a part of camera seen round the corner as an ”rpg” ,in bagdad 2007. Several of them were killed shortly including reuters 22-year old cameraman Namir Noor Eldeen.They shot several bursts to civilians even after they were wounded and crawling away. It might well be that 8 were killed at that point. 40-year old Saeed Chmagh journalist from reuters a father of 4 children survived first rounds and tried to escape but got shot as he ran. Saeed got wounded and crawled some meters and the helicopter crew were hoping that he would grab a gun so that they could shoot at him again. Then a minivan comes and people try to help. They carried Saeed to the van and all the time US troops were asking for permission to shoot them because they might have been collecting the guns, which were never there.. Finally they got permission to shoot again and they shot the civilians trying to help the wounded. To summarize atleast dozen died and several got wounded includind 2 small children that were in the vans frontseat and could have been easily seen before they started to fire at the van. Then US groundforces came and drove over Namir's body and soldiers in helicopter laughed about it. They found the 2 wounded little children from the van and one of the soldiers says that it was the parents fault for bringing their kids to a battle.
    Only one that end up in jail were the person who leaked the video. And now Assange for publishing it and for creating a platform for people to see what those in power don't want us to see.

  • Ed P
    Ed P Πριν 26 ημέρες

    “I’m a loco.”😮

  • xhagast
    xhagast Πριν 26 ημέρες

    Michael Keaton looks so young he might want to play Batman again. He is the best Batman so far. And if Christopher Lee at 90 could be a fighter in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, they can make Jack Nicholson work as the Joker. He was THE Joker. Others have played the character but none was as true to it as Nicholson.

  • Paola D'Rugama
    Paola D'Rugama Πριν 26 ημέρες +2

    Michael Keaton is so cool 😍

  • Michael Curland
    Michael Curland Πριν 26 ημέρες +2

    $100 to anyone who can tell me Assange's crime

    • Alan
      Alan Πριν 24 ημέρες

      The public needed to know

    • Alan
      Alan Πριν 24 ημέρες

      Hillary's leaked emails, remember when Trump was elected

    • MsLogjam
      MsLogjam Πριν 26 ημέρες +1

      He's been accused of giving away state secrets in the U.S. and rape in Sweden. He also had a habit of threatening the Ecuadoran hosts with some mysterious device he claimed to have that could cause the embassy to explode if he activated it; hence, the reason for such a hands-on arrest. Some people would rather be respected than loved and if they can't be respected they'll settle for fear and loathing.

    • wolfedog99
      wolfedog99 Πριν 26 ημέρες

      Being a poor embassy guest that would not clean up after himself or his cat.

  • Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh
    Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh Πριν 26 ημέρες +4

    Michael Keaton the reason I watched this & kenan Thompson

  • Darnell Robeson
    Darnell Robeson Πριν 26 ημέρες +29

    When i saw Tekashi sitting there i fell out so hard omg. Funniest part on here

  • Bond James Bond
    Bond James Bond Πριν 26 ημέρες +3

    lmao, I paid 500k to get my daughter into USC. Wasn't expecting that....I've died, seriously!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Kate McKinnon is fire!!!! lol

    • Ed P
      Ed P Πριν 25 ημέρες

      Bond James Bond loco 😝

  • D 123
    D 123 Πριν 26 ημέρες

    It's the Solicitor for the Solicited!

  • Kari Benirschke
    Kari Benirschke Πριν 27 ημέρες


  • sisterfromanotherplanet
    sisterfromanotherplanet Πριν 27 ημέρες +2

    "But my password has letters AND numbers!"

  • Phillip Reese
    Phillip Reese Πριν 27 ημέρες

    I was waiting for the "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" Well played, Michael Keaton. Well played.