Border Patrol: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Donald Trump's plan to hire more Border Patrol agents could lead to more corruption and misconduct. If only their recruitment ads were designed to attract the most suitable applicants.
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  • Texas-7111
    Texas-7111 Πριν 6 ώρες

    Pure open borders propaganda...🖕

  • Joel Wright
    Joel Wright Πριν 8 ώρες

    This guy is for strong border control, and he is not funny.
    Who watches this gay guy.

  • Jeremy Dirr
    Jeremy Dirr Πριν ημέρα

    FYI, that's comedian Will Arnett doing the voiceover at the end.

  • Alejandro Alba
    Alejandro Alba Πριν 5 ημέρες

    who else you think is gonna apply for these shit jobs america. wake the fuck up. college pc kids will not line up for this job. hahahah eventually it will be mexican immigrants deporting mexican immigrants.

  • J.A. Bristol
    J.A. Bristol Πριν 5 ημέρες

    Donald Trump isn't xenophobic, he's crime-o-phobic. How do you stop people from breaking the law by hopping the border? You build a wall and/or hire more security. While the legal system for immigration isn't perfect, It does not excuse jumping the border. We should definently make modifications to to the legal immigration system in order to make it more comprehensive for those looking to enter, but when someone circumvents that system by hopping over, hot button issues like detainment, family seperation and deportation will always be a necessary evil. Illegal immigrants knew the risk of attempting to enter the country with their kids in such a clandestine manner. It simply wouldn't be just for all those immigrants patiently waiting to come in legitimately at the southern border if we just gave a free pass to the ones who jumped over, so they must be either deported to the back of "the line" or detained. Now, in the case of detainment we can either not put the kids (who had no choice but to come with their parents) in jail with their parents who broke the law, thus seperating them, or we can allow them to stay with their parents in detainment thus imprisoning an innocent child. Pick your poison, there's no "good" option here - ICE is not to blame, though, that fault falls on the lap of those who decided to break the rules and come here in a covert, illegal fashion.

  • Jim Reily
    Jim Reily Πριν 10 ημέρες

    19:29 "It would be great if you understood this, because having a good level of Spanish is essential for this job."

  • Roman Darius
    Roman Darius Πριν 10 ημέρες

    If a white person were to cross over some border in Africa and get shot, or a 20 year jail sentence, John Oliver would say that he should have obeyed their laws.
    hehehhe
    Only White People are called racists.

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν 10 ημέρες

      No, you're just a bigoted idiot.

  • Roman Darius
    Roman Darius Πριν 11 ημέρες

    If you cross the border of North Korea illegally, you will receive 12 years of hard labor!
    If you cross the border of Britain illegally, you will receive "free housing, free medical and free weekly money."
    So wonder why African cross into Britain illegally, and not North Korea!
    hehehe

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν 6 ημέρες

      @Roman Darius I too can make random nonsensical statements. But I generally don't because it makes me look stupid.

    • Roman Darius
      Roman Darius Πριν 7 ημέρες

      @Stephen2462 hey, Superwoman on NBC is PROOF that racist is a word used only on white people.

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν 7 ημέρες

      @Roman Darius I hear Conservative propoganda outlets lying about it, yes. Much like you are now.
      Not only is that probably wrong, but I don't care, since I'm not a white supremacist.
      Wow, lots of random crap you have no citations for. Typical shill.
      So you're not even hiding the fact that' you're basically a nazi. Lovely.

    • Roman Darius
      Roman Darius Πριν 10 ημέρες

      ​@Stephen2462 What country are you talking about? You did not hear that the democrats want to give illegals free health care? Or that in 15 years, Sweden will become a non-white majority country? Right now, as we speak, an African girl who had gone to Sweden as a refugee said that she was told by her parents to lie and say she was sick? Or how about Italy? Every week before Matteo Salvini, another boat load of fake black refugees arrived. Have you not heard of Oscar Camps (Open Arms) who is captain of an NGO boat and was bringing fake black refugees to Italy? Or how about Carola Racket? (Sea Watch) She just came with another boat of fake black refugees. Your American actor Richard Gere was on Oscar's Boat. You are right! I am a right winger. And I will also support Fascism in Italy! All white countries are being destroyed by the globalist. Check out this funny videos1. Angela Merkel's Snake Dance.

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν 10 ημέρες

      @Roman Darius They don't. Nobody supports open borders; you're just stupid enough to take right-wing propaganda at face value.

  • Dave Sprague
    Dave Sprague Πριν 13 ημέρες

    Curious why I don’t see comments about Mexico’s policy of Americans illegally crossing their border. You think America is bad?

  • Bunny Boy
    Bunny Boy Πριν 15 ημέρες

    Smoking weed once a week for ten years doesn't sound like a big deal to me 🤷‍♂️

  • Gail Beterbide
    Gail Beterbide Πριν 15 ημέρες

    Bore Duh

  • Eyesuck Overwatch
    Eyesuck Overwatch Πριν 17 ημέρες

    Will Arnett?

  • James Smith
    James Smith Πριν 18 ημέρες

    But you never hear about straws making it . Good job guys.

  • Alberto Pérez
    Alberto Pérez Πριν 21 ημέρα +1

    Is that Will Arnett's voice at the end?

  • bo o
    bo o Πριν 21 ημέρα

    John: * takes the easiest circus move on the list and calls it the difficult one *

  • Bella babe
    Bella babe Πριν 22 ημέρες

    They just love killing people. Who does'nt. Give me a gun and see what happens.

  • David Lloyd-Jones
    David Lloyd-Jones Πριν 23 ημέρες

    The drugs?
    Um, the word you're looking for, Donnie, is "Sackler."

  • Reija N
    Reija N Πριν 23 ημέρες

    Polygraphs are not reliable.

  • jim roeder
    jim roeder Πριν 24 ημέρες

    Maybe this is where Trump is raising his gang of brown-shirts. Being a barbarian is part of the allure and the job description.

  • erghjkm vbnmlp
    erghjkm vbnmlp Πριν 25 ημέρες +1

    The majority of B.P. officers are Hispanic of Mexican descent. Oliver is a fucking racist to criticize them.

    • erghjkm vbnmlp
      erghjkm vbnmlp Πριν 14 ημέρες

      @Stephen2462 1. Criticize the man, criticize the race. That's the definition of "dog whistle".
      2. Oliver is one even thinner ice when he treads on that "lowered standards" horseshit. That's the White Man's Burden given a new lease on life.

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν 14 ημέρες

      I don't know whether that's true or not, but literally none of his criticism is based on their race, but issues with the BP itself, and the effects of their lowering their standards so suddenly.

  • Chad The progressive libertarian
    Chad The progressive libertarian Πριν 26 ημέρες

    We need to hire all Mexicans crossing the border because I think there in shape and speak Spanish good enough 😂

  • sahaiel
    sahaiel Πριν 27 ημέρες +1

    I laugh at John Oliver's shows, still I would go vote Trump any time. He is definitely laughable and hilarious many times, while democrats are disgusting dishonest snakes in suit. I wouldn't trust them with cleaning my boot, let alone leading the country. I would rather vote a loud bully talking bullshit most of the time. At least he employs the right people, by the look of the economy...

  • Roman Darius
    Roman Darius Πριν 27 ημέρες +1

    Soy Boy, John Oliver, will never tell you about the 5 people being killed ever day in Juarez Mexico as the different cartels fight over the drug trade to America.
    You see, an Italian Flying into America has to go through customs, be subject for search and have a valid passport, but people crossing the border of Mexico do not have to go through the same laws because they vote democrat!

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν 26 ημέρες +1

      @Roman Darius Sounds like more fake news from the bigoted shitbag that is yourself.

    • Roman Darius
      Roman Darius Πριν 26 ημέρες

      @Stephen2462 California was sued for illegals voting, and now have to pay money out

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν 26 ημέρες +1

      Why would he talk about something that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand?

      For illegals, voting would just be a stupidly unnecessary risk. Way to beat that strawman.

  • Nick C
    Nick C Πριν 28 ημέρες

    😂😂😂 That fucking border patrol commercial.
    Border Patrol meeting circa 2003:
    "Let's have this year's commercial specifically target all the young males who couldn't make the cut for the actual military or police department, and also the older males who aren't young enough to join either. Oh, and put some cowboys in there, that'll stir up some -patriotism- nationalism. Have them wearing actual fucking cowboy hats, riding actual fucking horses. Why? Because this is AMERICA, and we're Border Patrol."
    Jesus fuck 😂 They might as well have put them all at a football game, smoking Marlboro cigarettes and drinking Budweiser while Garth fucking Brooks played the halftime show.
    All jokes aside, Garth Brooks like meal planning, and that's why he has a dozen immigrants chained up in his basement. Not because they're his chefs, but because he's an actual cannibal. 👖High and tight. It's a true story.

  • Joel Wateres-muddy
    Joel Wateres-muddy Πριν 29 ημέρες

    This video From 2017 and not a fucking thing has changed other than trump is openly a racist

  • AgeingBoyPsychic
    AgeingBoyPsychic Πριν 29 ημέρες +2

    Umm.. I thought we all agreed now *that polygraphs prove nothing, are based on bad science, and aren't even admissible in court?* Like, even when the use of them supports what you're arguing, bunkum is bunkum.

  • Heather Tulip
    Heather Tulip Πριν μήνα +2

    One gripe, polygraph tests are total bullshit. The only possible use is to get dumbasses to confess, but it’s really fucked that we use this as part of our law enforcement and treat it as real.
    It’s about as valid as doing a tarot card reading to determine criminal activities.

  • Isaiah Wells
    Isaiah Wells Πριν μήνα

    Anyone else notice the Honda Odyssey being one of the most common family vehicles for Mexican families, 2 best friends who can attest

  • Alexander Hamilton
    Alexander Hamilton Πριν μήνα

    Wait I'm I sitting in my car for long periods of time or driving for long periods of time cus I would get through so many book and listen to so many musicals.

  • Jerrystolk
    Jerrystolk Πριν μήνα +1

    Polygraphs?
    You mean that pseudo-scientific device that doesn't get taken seriously by anyone with half a brain and 2 years of online science classes?
    Why not just also just make them promise really really hard not to lie.
    Migth as well pinky swear them into the job.

  • BlaneHale
    BlaneHale Πριν μήνα

    I need to call the Borders Patrol.. the racoons are closing in

  • Dors Salh
    Dors Salh Πριν μήνα

    love you john

  • mukund p
    mukund p Πριν μήνα

    Is that Will Arenett's voice in the last sequence?

  • Avarice
    Avarice Πριν μήνα

    As a black man, I have to admit that rope joke was kinda scary just saying.

  • Rex Mccoy
    Rex Mccoy Πριν μήνα

    Why’d he diss Red Delicious apples? They the best.

  • trunk monkey
    trunk monkey Πριν μήνα

    Yeah cuz Allah is Mexican!

  • Lance Tschirhart
    Lance Tschirhart Πριν μήνα

    It's Bojack!

  • Michael Riley
    Michael Riley Πριν μήνα

    7:40 John, I love your segments - but polygraph tests are bullshit and your research team really shouldn't suggest that more people should have to take them. I am disappointed

  • biver jensen
    biver jensen Πριν μήνα +1

    Europa is strong, (denmark here) But The richest don't want to pay tax, them hide in panama, Luxembourg and some other country's... the banks give enormous Bonuses to the share holders and bosses, after hour our countries payed the banker's in 2008 (the economic crisis) the banks gave them self. all the money in bonuses.... we must unit europa's people and fire them politician's and banker's, same in European Parliament!!.. and the power have to go back to the people, and the guy's how have fucked us over (European Parliament, the banckers and politician, will have to go to jail for the rest of their life's!
    And After all this.. we take our troops home from all muslim country's, and where we have troops, if they can't agreed down there, it ain't Europa how decide what they have to do! in ww2 they din't come to help us, we had to fix it our self. to know how we are...
    We need Revolution, i don't care what color you are, if you live in Europa and feel as i feel, hate the people hurting us and not the guy how just wan't to have a home or the guy giving you a home!
    We shut not be afraid of them... They shut be afraid of Us... Europe 741.4 million people!!

  • Shashank Sharma
    Shashank Sharma Πριν μήνα

    Trump must fuck this asshole like there's no tomorrow..

  • Artie Rupinen
    Artie Rupinen Πριν μήνα

    FUCK CONSERVATIVES!!!!!!!!!!

  • rezelltheblack
    rezelltheblack Πριν μήνα +1

    Trump supporters are the enemy of my country

  • M.Streicher
    M.Streicher Πριν μήνα +1

    We went from one bad apple, to many bad apples and the only evidence in-between was some white dudes opinion.
    I try so hard with you Oliver.

  • Yuahn Francis
    Yuahn Francis Πριν μήνα

    There needs to be a sniper's perch every 50 ft along the top of the wall so that way when they try to get over we can shoot them

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν μήνα +1

      Sorry, but Mexico isn't an invading enemy, and most of us aren't xenophobic sociopaths.

  • Dan Solomon
    Dan Solomon Πριν μήνα

    If only there was something we could do stop all this. Something to take that human element out of it. I mean something like barrier to just keep the sides separated.

    • Dan Solomon
      Dan Solomon Πριν μήνα

      Stephen2462 I don't know stevo the fence in my front yard works pretty good.

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν μήνα +2

      Except it would be obscenely expensive, and would utterly fail to work for a number of reasons. Some of which JO already explained in the relevant video.

  • Wjdjdjhdjsjz Jdjjx
    Wjdjdjhdjsjz Jdjjx Πριν μήνα

    Polygraph test mean shit.. just saying

  • Cat Collins
    Cat Collins Πριν μήνα

    Why more liberal bullshit, you used to be funny.

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν μήνα +2

      He hasn't stopped being funny lol. He just picked a topic in which you disagreed with what he had to say.

  • John
    John Πριν μήνα

    Everyone agrees that people that cross the border need to be registered and background checked. And that is precisely what asylum seekers subject themselves to when they turn themselves in.
    In reality, people who hate asylum seekers enough to separate their children from their families and subject them the sexual assault, starvation, lack of hygiene products, and stacking them in cages, have some other reason to hate them.

  • socialex
    socialex Πριν μήνα

    Fuck just let this idiot build a.wall you wasted ten times the money massacring arabs and you still pouted when Hillary didn't get in even though everyone with a brain knows she'd have wasted all that money again, massacring arabs. Grow the fuck up kids.

    • socialex
      socialex Πριν μήνα

      @Artie Rupinen shit your right

    • Artie Rupinen
      Artie Rupinen Πριν μήνα

      @socialex .......So........ should we both freak out?

    • socialex
      socialex Πριν μήνα

      @Artie Rupinen your freaking out and my freaking out are different things I guess.

    • Artie Rupinen
      Artie Rupinen Πριν μήνα +1

      @socialex What the fuck are you talking about? We are freaking out about it!

    • socialex
      socialex Πριν μήνα

      @Stephen2462 I just think it's a weird thing to freak out about. Why is no one freaking out about electoral college or gerrymandering the way they're freaking out about this moronic plan put out there by a guy who go in to the highest office in the land because of gerrymandering and the electoral college

  • Heron Alexandria
    Heron Alexandria Πριν μήνα +1

    Imagine being such a dipshit, that you don't think the most powerful nation in the world doesn't need to have secure borders.

  • Rat Bat Nuff Time
    Rat Bat Nuff Time Πριν μήνα

    And the Cheeto Warrior continues to make a royal ass of himself.

  • 林鼎鈞
    林鼎鈞 Πριν μήνα

    It's 2019
    And people still want walls...
    Why not use a drone instead? You know that you use those things to enforce speed limits in the US right?

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν μήνα

      The Wall (tm) works better as a symbol that's easy for idiots to latch onto.

  • Zac Pearson
    Zac Pearson Πριν μήνα

    No need for migrants , looking at this one who talks shit and tries changing everything and kisses the ass of everyone but the people that took him in is a good example

  • Francisco Leveroni
    Francisco Leveroni Πριν 2 μήνες

    I love the fact that USA cannot deal with this

  • Leah Palmer
    Leah Palmer Πριν 2 μήνες

    Bootsie❣️❣️❣️😂😂😂

  • N Marrs
    N Marrs Πριν 2 μήνες

    But I want the drugs. You shouldn’t be prohibited from getting a job in law enforcement just cause you smoke weed. Every cop I’ve met was a drunk.

  • Roman Darius
    Roman Darius Πριν 2 μήνες

    The Leftist whites in London also wanted to change the racial make-of up their city and won! They got their whish! London is no longer a white city. And what happen after the left got their wish? Why they left! They did not like what they had created.

  • James Pelletier
    James Pelletier Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    Wanting a strong border is Xenophobic? That's news to me

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν μήνα +1

      Blaming immigrants for problems that they arn't the cause of, and cracking down harder on them in ways that have previously demonstrated to be ineffective certainly is.

  • ReaptheWhirlwind
    ReaptheWhirlwind Πριν 2 μήνες

    It seems increasingly like all the higher ups in the US do is to help or distract from the mexican cartels and all the drugs and drug money i dont even know anymore

  • 1504MBR 1504MBR
    1504MBR 1504MBR Πριν 2 μήνες +1

    John wtf, can you do ANYTHING that is not ALWAYS agreeing with democrats?? I'm independent and I'm sick of shows doing only all left arguments or only right arguments. You dont do anything that defends the right at all. You are why people go from Democrat to Republican.

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Πριν μήνα +1

      From what I understand, he's actually pretty moderate by British standards. He comes off as a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat because the US is frighteningly Conservative for a first world country.