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Who else got fooled by the list
who else thought of porn when he pulled out the camera when he said movie
Spreed the seed and need 4 speed.
I'm sorry but - 1 is not 3
Meanwhile I'm 18 and haven't even went on a date yet... :/
I died with the adblock joke 😂
0:52 I had to look at the ice cream cones again 😂😂😂
How bout i just stay home watch anime and never go through any of that
I want to be a racer if i grow up
my first date was when i took my gf at a park sat in a kinda remote place and we started kissing. i recommend the park😉
I remember my wife's and I first date. It was 10 years ago. I remember what we ate, where we went, etc. And I still make my wife blush lol.
Drunk LEGO sounds fun
0:37Oh god, she’s watching Scott’s tots! Somebody stop her!
So I’m having difficulty with this video. Mainly the bit on how to get the second date
Not even half into the video and it's already too complicated, you know, I'm fine being forever alone
Girl (African-American): My family loves comedy! We watch that sitcom every weekend!Me (tries to find a good joke):What do pizza and parents have in common?Girl: What?Me: If they're black you've nothing to eat!
you can really feel that classic nonchalant delivery start to crack at 2:40 after the ol 1-2. ladies cant resist that one
It's even worse being gay
"sit on the curb and talk for 2 hours because your both too scared to be emotionally vulnerable" Really hits home lmao. My now girlfriend and I sat outside for 2 hours after our awkward date and I messaged my friend like what should we do. We went to the drive in movies together afterwards and talked until 7am the next morning. Started bad but its fantastic now
My first dates these days usually end up with us making out, hooking up and then never seeing each other again.
Cool, hooking up on a first date is interesting. Anyway it s good not seeing each other again, those girls are usually pretty much just end up cheating on you anyway. At most make them a friend with benefits until she catches feelings, then try a relationship if you want or just move on. I feel it s better than staying with a girl dating for months and still get no sex, unless you really like the girl and date her for her company, not as a potential sexual partner, which in most cases doesn t happen. Don t be discouraged, at some point you will find a girl that will be more than a one night stand, until then, enjoy life, after getting married and having kids you won t have the same fun you had or that "freedom".
Remember, you have much more chance when talking to her in person :D
2:48 got me dying
On the next Valentine's Day, I swear, I am going to go to the nearest library and place the love books in the "Fiction Section"
2:36 you can hear how he’s trying to hold his laugh 😂
Two hours on the curb everytime
“could be worse” ahhhhh😂🤪
0:58 I feel personally attacked
That Australian accent was on point
2:31 the silence made me laugh so hard
Yo is he Australian
I love your lowkey dedication to Smash Melee haha
You've earned my subscription buddy.
My first date was at a crunch lol
This man is a legend
2 + 2 = 4 -1 = 3
“2 + 2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths!”
The old one, two; works every time 😂
can anyone explain to me the coin joke? I am not British so really don't get it :C
@Zakaria Audia ahh，thx audia
A coin that has the value of 10 cents is called a dime. Also, somebody that is very attractive can also be called a dime. So he was trying to make a pun with his joke.
the old one two ahaha
"Cuz i only date dimes" my new cath phrase
My life so boring all I do is go to school then go home do sum work, eat, shower n gts I have nothing to talk about with a female.
Bro the thing is that the girl you are interested in is probably just as boring as you and you two just need to find ways to make your lives less boring. That is literally the reason why everyone dates
I always make them pay for what they order.Im not their slave, I'm not a cheapskate, I'm just tired of being their wallet.None, absolutely no girl appreciates any shit that they get for free.Don't be idiots.Every fucking girl is a gold digger.Every single one.Be their victim and you're fucked for life.A girl loses her respect to a man once the man lets her access his wallet.How nice it is to make gifts worth hundred of dollars, then receiving crap gifts worth a few bucks and in a packaging that seems brought from the dumpster.How nice.#FeminismFuck off.Ask them girls to say they love you even after you're in a relationship with them, they won't.No, they won't even if you're the perfect man. Which you can't be, but you can be close to perfect theoretically.But they will go fuck others behind your back and act like its nothing and hide it to you until you actually know that they did it.How nice, the jackass which they cheat you with receives love in all forms and the girl even says to him that she loves him multiple times, but you get a "im shy" bullshit and only excuses.Those girls who make this shit are worthless and will remain worthless forever.
Me: I can tell you the year that any coin (British, at least) was made inPerson: really? How?Me: the coins say the year on them
3:00 is me on the one date I’ve been on
10/10 would drunk lego again
drunk lego sounds hot
How to first date:1. Get a girl/guy1. You wont
"I don't have a clue whats going on ^_^"
0:57 hits too close to home
Just as I get asked out on a date. Great timing tuub tuub
I never get tired of this
Anyone wanna go out? i have 9k views :v
BECAUSE YOU ONLY DATE DIMES!!!! YES!!!! SOOO GOOOOD!!!!
Nah, you don't "get a yes or a no". You get a "no". Always.
2:30 That was a really good pick up line